A Souvenir From The Long Strange Trip
I completely stole this from Yahoo! News. I figured that all the news is so boring and is unrelated to anything important to my life, your life and everything around us. So please read the story and then talk amongst yourselves about it. Talk tomorrow with friends, neighbors and family about this important issue in [...]
It has become clear over the years of who and what you are. I know you. I know all of you. I know the basis of what makes you who you are and why it’s important to hate on other people’s posts. I know what it is that makes it fun for you. I know [...]
It’s late at night and the lights are out. A dull noise comes from outside of the window. It’s crickets. You’re tired and the agonizing call comes to you from the inner most aspect of your body. Your bladder. You gotta pee. It’s dark throughout your home and you’re lobbing around like a [...]
Someone wrote on the IMDb forum board for The Pianist and Schindler’s List, that the Holocaust never happened. They submitted documentation claiming so and the paper looked very believable, which is not to say it was true or real. I can make a fake Florida driver’s license with the right kind of computer equipment. The [...]
Kissing to make up with Wordpress.
Head-On! Apply Directly To Your Last Nerve!
Tits, Ass and Theft! Is It Really Worth It?
A Skeleton on the couch – A Skull used as a Bong – A Dead Cat in the Freezer. What more fun could you ask for?
Sex Change Surgery In Prison But Yet The Homeless Still Starve!
February 26, 2008
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When Japanese Perverts Begin Running Wild!
When does a cry for help just become a pain in the ass?
…and if she worked for PETA then she’d fit right in. Psycho!
January 25, 2008
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…lots of them but yet don’t believe they are. Only a small selection are for real. Do you know who I’m talkin’ about? If you are 100% positive who I’m talkin’ about then chances are you are one of them. If you only think you know then you question your own position. But if you [...]
Heather -vs- Milk
1. Paris Hilton is not real and was made up by the government to thwart your attention away from the war. 2. Britney Spears is now cool – her music still sucks but she is awesome. 3. Criss Angel is a fake and a phony – like that episode where he went through a wall. [...]
September 14, 2007
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Britney Spears’ Pussy. Big Deal!
September 10, 2007
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As a former manager of the Seahorse Cottages in Treasure Island, Florida, I am experienced to tell you that vacationers suck! I was just going over the old logs that Tracy and myself had kept over the years and realized how much they complain about: NOTHING! I remember one woman that complained about the [...]
I think I’ll go mow the lawn today!
POOR, POOR PITIFUL SEX OFFENDERS. I AM SO SAD ABOUT THE PLIGHT OF A CHILD MOLESTOR. MIAMI – Five convicted sex offenders are living under a noisy highway bridge with the state’s grudging approval because an ordinance intended to keep predators away from children made it nearly impossible for them to find housing. Some [...]
[Photo: Kinda eerie? Is Britney going down as a "Mansonite"? ] For years on the radio and wherever I can find an ear to bend, I’ve been commenting on how talent-less she was. Her songs of no substance made clear of the downward spiral we call music, and also made it easy to point [...]
April 6, 2007
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Welcome to Google TiSP “Dark porcelain” project offers self-installed plumbing-based Internet access MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif., April 1, 2007 – Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG) today announced the launch of Google TiSP (BETA)™, a free in-home wireless broadband service that delivers online connectivity via users’ plumbing systems. The Toilet Internet Service Provider (TiSP) project is a self-installed, [...]
…and there’s alot more going on than just bees and flowers. Tracy and myself are finally over the long hump that’s been dragging us down since September. There’s a lot of cool things going on with us and the career but all I wanted to announce was the new CD got a facelift and [...]
I was in a mood today when I began reading Yahoo! News. This one caught my eye. TOKYO (Reuters) – A Japanese man angry that a new apartment building put his house in the shade was arrested after shooting about a dozen bullets at it with a competition rifle. Police said the man apparently [...]
I flipped when I read this one and realized the legacy of Tom Green is still alive. SUPERIOR, Wis. – A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at [...]
After getting my initial dose of political anger up this morning I was intrigued to follow more stories and get more of the people and places involved in this sick thing we call ‘Child Molestation’. I’m looking at the face of a self-proclaimed pedophile and “girl lover”. I’m giving this guy all the exposure I [...]
Original story located at: Two clowns shot dead at circus – Yahoo News BOGOTA (Reuters) – Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified gunman during their performance at a traveling circus in the eastern Colombian town of Cucuta, police said Wednesday. The gunman burst into the Circo del Sol de Cali Monday night [...]
February 22, 2007
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Here is some odd news found while browsing this morning. This first one is not so odd but more different than most would expect. NEW YORK, Feb 5 (Reuters) – For most women, the choice between sex and a new wardrobe is simple — they go for the clothes. Women on average say they [...]
Okay, I wrote earlier today that the Catholic priest was on the lam and now, as the day unfolds, he is wanted for attempted murder. And again, the photo included in this article is not representive of the subject mentioned. LAS VEGAS – A Roman Catholic priest wanted in a beating attack on a [...]
Here’s a story from MSNBC. “Priest suspected in attack is suspended” Las Vegas man is ‘on the lam,’ police say From the Associated Press // Updated: 10:59 p.m. ET Jan 28, 2007 LAS VEGAS – A Catholic priest wanted for questioning in connection with the assault of a woman at a church has been suspended by [...]
He Calls Himself God A Puerto Rican minister says Christ ‘integrated’ with him. Others call him a cult leader and a charlatan. See the story HERE. Post will delete when story deletes from MSNBC. STORY AS POSTED ON MSNBC: Feb. 5, 2007 issue (of ‘Newsweek’) - At first glance, the congregation gathered in a warehouse in Doral, [...]
